-You can sleep through drunken singing, gaming and three part harmony snoring echoing off castle walls
-You recognise people in battle scenes in TV programmes and films
-You have weapons stacked in the living room
-You can't sing without a drink in your hand
-You drive by some open land and think 'What a great place for a battle!'
-Life's essentials are fighting and beer
-Your dinner guests see your kit and ask if your in a play
-In the middle of the summer, you dread wearing short sleeved shirts in your air conditioned office, but you can't wait to dress in three layers of wool and sit around a campfire
-You've worn wool when the temperature tops 100 degrees Fahrenheit - repeatedly
-You make a career decision based on how it effects your weekends
-No one will attend a historical film with you
-You visit a period castle, museum, historical site and can spot mistakes in the tour guide's lecture
-You get a Christmas card at look at the background figures with a magnifying glass to see the costume details
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